Relax Central (Closed Permanently)

Hello but good bye

I thought i'd check out this place as a somewhere new. Good central location, discreet access for those of us who like it quiet. Reasonable price for the services available. Interior is good enough to be cosy and big enough to allow some wandering, looked like there were some interesting corners for fun to take place in but sadly i never got near them due to one guy who couldn't take the hint that i wasn't interested in him. Even after telling him nicely i wasn't interested he just kept following me around and making play for me, it got to the point of being annoying and i opted to call it a day and even then he followed me into the changing room and watched as i got changed. I'm sure it's a great place but this guy has put me off going back

Not bad

Visited relax weekday afternoon and also a saturday eve, first visit on the weekday was absolutely deserted just me and the attendant. But i got a good look around, two large darker tv rooms showing porn were both clean with decent flat screen tvs, the saunas one dark one light were fine though the steam cocoon wasnt on and unless ur a pair of contortionists its a solo event ! A couple of private rooms, The lounge was well stocked and furnished. Onboth visits i never found a spa ?!?! The showers are a separte event when will saunas realise that the showers are a great place for hooking/sizing up and make them gang style ? I couldnt stop laughing at the sign on the door of the floor below (some church of something) Positives, its clean, towels are small, porn good quality, warm. Negatives loads of stairs as on top floor (although keeps the clientelle to the fitter types) no steam room, no customers on my first visit, 2nd visit more was more fruitful.

Best value in town

I visit here regularly and have always been made most welcome. The crowd that go there are very friendly, the place is well looked after and the meat is excellent and plentiful

Sundays and weekdays...

...are the times to try this friendly, comfortable and attitude-free sauna. At times it's almost like a bar, and the feeling of relaxed leisure-taking sometimes makes up for the varied quality of attendance. It can be really quiet one moment; and the next, particularly weekday lunchtimes, it's stowed! And before you know it, it's as if the tide's gone out taking all the cock with it. But wait a while, and another lot will come in. Sometimes it's heaving, other times it's dead: it's just a lucky dip. Same with the staff: it's run by a gay couple, both quite polite; but the wee talkative one is a real sweetie, a bit more charitable than the other as far as price goes, if they've had a good run; and it's just yer Donald which one is on. As to the clientele, it's youth, maturity and ripe old age, something for everyone, and most punters are quite free-and-easy in the darkroom. No houghmagandie in the hot tub, but the two sauna units are sex-soaked funland. And there's usually a good selection of stonking hot porn in the living-room and darkroom. Saturdays, so I'm told, are wall-to-wall twinks; but be aware, they're mostly only on the lookout for more of the same.

twice

i have been here twice & to be fair i think it was once too many . the first time it was very quiet and ended up having to wank myself . i thought i would try again in case it was just a quiet time . nope it was just the same and the place is not the most hygenic place in the world ??. i will just stick to the land . thanks .xx